3 Doctors are at a Convention talking Shop.

The first Doctor says: "I love doing surgery on Artists, they are so colorful: red Hearts, pink Stomachs, green Spleens."

The next Doctor says: "Me, I love doing surgery on Accountants, open them up and all their Parts are numbered, makes it very easy.”

The third Doctor says: "I love doing surgery on Lawyers, they have no Heart, they have no Guts and the Head and the Ass are interchangeable!"

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Labels: Medical Humour

about me

• ♥Missy Cai
• an ex-clinic assistant who shares her views and her little medical knowledge.

recent records

• Cessation of the marketing of Mediaxal
• Do you have High Blood Pressure?
• A start of something new

I say

• In life, you can never have everything you want. But you can make the best out of what you have.

patients' messages

• Blogwalkers are sick.

past medical history

• September 2012
• October 2011
• September 2011
• April 2011
• January 2011
• November 2010
• September 2010
• August 2010
• May 2010

health topics and diagnosis

• Anti-histamine
• Constipation
• CPR - Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation
• Dengue Fever
• Diabetes
• Eye
• Gout
• Heart Attack
• Heart Valve Disease
• High Blood Pressure
• Logorrhea
• Mania
• Medical Examination
• Mental Illness
• Miscelleneous News
• Obesity
• Parkinson's Disease
• Rheumatoid Arthritis
• Sensitive Nose
• Stroke
• URTI - Upper Respiratory Tract Infection
• Wound Dressing
• Medical Humour

disclaimer

• This blog is intended for my own learning and reference only and does not serve as professional medical advice. It's always best to consult your doctor prior to initiating any form of medical regimen and treatment.